I just looked outside to check the patriarchy and apparently it’s reigning men
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
*is cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive*
how to spot a quality blog:
- go 2 my blog
- there u go
I wish everyone had a light on them that would light up when someone else was thinking or talking about you. That’d be sick.