There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
I hate it when people define “being a fan” as “remembering every single detail ever”. I have a lousy memory. Sometimes, I forget what I had for breakfast. Sometimes, I forget I even had breakfast.
You had gluten-free waffles, sir.
Its 2013 and I’m still debating over if The Pussycat Dolls said boobies or groupies
are we just gonna pretend that this movie didn’t exist
My hobbies include watching Say Yes to the Dress until I cry because I am too ugly to get married.
please tell me how cute i am in excruciating detail and then kiss me a whole bunch
i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep