we need some new and more powerful swears
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If you drilled a hole straight through the earth
and jumped in,
it would take approximately forty two minutes and twelve seconds
to get to the other side.
If you leave me,
it will take years for me to wash you out of my sheets,
and even then, I am not sure I would want to.
There are reasons we do not drill through the Earth
and there are reasons I do not want to imagine you leaving,
both are too complicated to get into over breakfast this morning.
bisexual invisibility isn’t new. you see, we’ve always had the power.
every unsolved high stakes art robbery? bisexuals.
crop circles? bisexuals with mowers.
poltergeists? nope just rowdy bisexuals
Roanoke colony? bisexuals probably.
Every time you pronounce “van Gogh” wrongly, a Dutch person loses their bicycle.
Is it not pronounced Van-Go?
alas, another bicycle is lost